Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Droopy Pants

Ok, I have been reading about droopy pants and the people who want to make wearing them against the law! While not a fan of that particular fashion I think passing a law is only going to make this horrible practice of wearing pants around your ass cheeks more prevalent!
Ok, it originated in prison. Why anyone would want to take fashion tips from someone who has been incarcerated is beyond me. Whats next orange jumpsuits w/out underwear?
Upscale restaurants serving prison chow? It could happen, people are cattle and WILL follow the latest trend.
First of all in this day and age where health internally and physically is important, why would you choose to wear droopy pants below your ass with your undwearwear sticking out above?
It does nothing for your body image, usually and maybe I am living in the wrong area for this, the underwear are non-de-script ugly boxers from the Gap! The bottom line is that it looks like there has been a load dropped in their denim diaper!
The other argument I read about is that by outlawing these pants will take away the persons individuality, well I have news for you.....if everyone is wearing them you are no longer an individual or a novelty! That's the thing about cattle they want to be just like the next cow in line!
Anyway I have hated and cursed this fashion trend for years. Lets see some clothes that fit especially if you are out in public. (Do not even get me started on muffin tops!)
I know that people who wear this crap are bucking the establishment, we have all been there! Really we have! its nothing new! Just a new decade.
I know I am just blowing air here and I know that soon I will see another trailer park fashion out on the streets of our cities!

Ask The Poodle

I have no special skills except for life training which I think has given me great coping skills. Lets face it, there are a lot of people out there who have no coping/logical skills.
I have been an addict, in the closet, depressed, the list goes on. However I put an end to all of these horrible vices, and a lot of it due to brutal honesty directed towards me!
I have always had an opinion, always been on the fringe. Which is why I like Lynda Barry's rendition of Poodle With A Mohawk sketch. I have felt like that for a lot of my life, even a little bit now....